Chatting Up Caleb

Random Conversation with Caleb:

Me: Do you like monsters? 
Caleb: Yes.
M: Why? 
C: Because sometimes I dress up as a monster and do you know what monster is it? It's a Cowboy Monster!
M: Oooh, cool. Why do you like Cowboys? 
C: Because every time I like owls.
M: What's your fave food?
C: Uhhhhhh..... chocolate peanut butter.
M: It's not mac n cheese? 
C: I love chocolate peanut butter and macaroni and cheese!
M: What's Daddy's favorite food? 
C: Chimichangas!
M: What's Mommy's favorite? 
C: Toast.
M: What's Micah's? 
C: Uh, turkey and cheese.
M: What restaurant do you like to go to? 
C: Uh, Mexin. (Mexican)
M: What do you like to play outside? 
C: Bikes!
M: What kid of bike do you have? 
C: Diego!
M: What else do you do outside? 
C: Chalk. And take off my shoes.
M: What? You take off your shoes? Isn't that dirty? 
C: Every time when I go up to a baby, I am gonna take my shoes off and my socks off and play outside.
M: What does that have to do with a baby? 
C:Wash their feet.
M: What baby do you know? 
C: Uh, Jayden.
M: Who is Jayden's mom?
C: Aunt Lala. Who is his dad?
M: I don't know. Who is it? 
C: Uh, Uncle Matthew! Hey, Uncle Tyler and Uncle Matthew! That rhymes!
M: Where's Uncle Tyler? 
C: At his house.
M: Where's his house? 
C: Far away from New York.
M: How old are you?
C: Four.
M: Really? Is that right? 
C: (holds up four lying fingers) This many. I'm big.
M: I thought you were three? Did you have your four year old birthday party? 
C: Yes. It was Diego.
M: That was your third birthday party. You're three. 
C: How many when I had my Mickey Birthday?
M: Two.
C: And it was at Stomping Ground so I could play at Stomping Ground. After my party is play time at Stomping Ground and then go home. Marky comed to my 2 birthday party. Did you see Marky sitting on a chair?
M: No I didn't see him. What kind of party do you want for your 4th birthday? 
C: After my Diego party? Uh... Sponge Bob! And we have to... and, and, and we have to wear yellow costume and we have to wear square pants and then we have to get shoes on and then we have to go outside.
M: What do you wanna be for halloween? 
C: A ghost!
M: Isn't that scary? 
C: YES! And I"m gonna say, "Boooo, I'm a ghost!" Hey, on Diego halloween the Bobo's dress up like ghosts!
M: What are you gonna do today? 
C: I think, I think we are gonna go to Stomping Ground!
M: I don't think so. 
C: Yes, it's gonna be fun!
(Stomps feet on the ground in a pattern and says,) "What song is that? ....It's Twinkle Twinkle, Little Star!" (And he stomps away to the imaginary song in his head.)